Danger is my Funk Band Alias.

michaelainthemorning: princessjoanne: It’s the cutest...

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:45:58 -0500

princessjoanne:

It’s the cutest sympathizing look ever given.

im coming home finally

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:46:45 -0500

wednesday. idk what time but wednesday is when i’ll be returning to my apartment after a one week recovery at my parents house.

two things.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:43:11 -0500

my nose bleeds on and off every 20 minutes today.

one of my surgeons was wearing the flyest salvatore ferragamo glasses, and was middle-aged and straight.

stage one of jaw surgery complete.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:53:50 -0500

my facial bones are a bit sore but im really doing quite well. and im getting used the the expander in my mouth. i sound a million times better than i did yesterday when i had it put in.

my parents house is great, watching movies i didnt pay for and food i didnt prepare and all i have to do is lay around watching stuff on my computer/TV and take lots of prescribed pain meds. Living life while under the constant influence of Vicodin and the like is UH-MAZING! and having this billie holiday anthology makes everything better. i cant wait until the day after christmas because dec 26th, believe it or not, is an amazing day for thrifting!

last night

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:23:57 -0500

involved a completely reverent Hanukkah demonstration.

HAPPY HANUKKAH

learning a christmas song

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:54:48 -0500

but, its the aimee mann version of have yourself a merry little christmas. therefore, im still cool.

no explanation needed. this is real.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:43:45 -0500

no explanation needed. this is real.

i keep waiting for my body to shut down

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:54:28 -0500

constantly go, go, going might make be drop dead. going from a production, to finals, to urgery to recorvery and immediately rehearsal for another production, preparing the vagina monologues, BFA auditions, and then the summer. summer 2010. that’s my vacation. thats depressing. and to top it all off, not only am i single, i havent even seen any attractive gay guys at all. nothing to toy with in my mind, nothing. not that it really ever gets to me, it just sucks when all of your friends are hooking up and breaking up and getting together constantly. being gay in a largely homophobic-but-on-the-surface-pretend-to-be-ok-with-gays population really fucking sucks. i dont want a pity party, i dont want anyone to feel “oh robbie’s life is hard” or “robbie is so sad, lets cheer him up” no i dont want any of that. that would make it worse.

dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: Your Goddamn Bob Marley PosterLook...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:36:03 -0500

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: Your Goddamn Bob Marley Poster

Look at that thing. Go back a couple decades and it might signify your support of universal love and civil disobedience, but you know what I see now? A girl who fucking. loves. weed. A girl whose musical taste is so undeveloped and weed-assisted that she becomes startled when there’s not only variation in music, but when songs end in under 15 minutes. I know it’s hard to get a “solid groove” on during a three-minute song, but one less toke out of your buddy Nosh’s totes awes gravity bong might improve your attention span.

Oh and you probably don’t shave your pits either.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Ryan.

i agreed with this until the completely gender offensive statement at the end.

vampire-eyes: glee - “don’t rain on my parade” and “you can’t...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:39:06 -0500

vampire-eyes:

glee - “don’t rain on my parade” and “you can’t always get what you want”

seriously, lea michele, marry me. i’m begging. there will be a clause in the pre-nup that says you’ll have to sing to me at least three times a day.

dis bitch can singgggggggggggg

i love that i downloaded these albums within a day of each...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:41:27 -0500

dude, this album is awesomeeee.

This is what i need in my life.

i love that i downloaded these albums within a day of each other.

Blue Lips // Regina Spektor this is a live version of this song...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 06:25:45 -0500

Blue Lips // Regina Spektor

this is a live version of this song from a while ago, i’ve had it since my regina spektor obsession days of high school. i dont know where it was or when exactly, but its beautiful. and the new album version of it ruins it so don’t even listen to it.

letmebegin: It says “Let It Snow Ya’ll” Best Christmas sweater...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:01:40 -0500

letmebegin:

It says “Let It Snow Ya’ll”

Best Christmas sweater ever.

reason #95 my roommate is better than yours.

vampire-eyes: hihellogoodbye: felipezee: wakiewakieapplecakie:...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:40:11 -0500

vampire-eyes:

hihellogoodbye:

felipezee:

wakiewakieapplecakie:

laurelamanda:

Pokerface Acapella. Pretty much hilarious, i was crying I was laughing so hard.

BRB. DYING.

well fuck me in the ass, isn’t this neat.

word.

No Homo.

hilarylebeuf: misterpeace: chowdervainmuch: Good Evening :)

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:34:01 -0500

hilarylebeuf:

misterpeace:

chowdervainmuch: Good Evening :)

pipesmokeflute: My friend Emma. Emma Carroll. Living Legend...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:18:52 -0500

pipesmokeflute:

My friend Emma.

Emma Carroll. Living Legend and Beauty Icon.

"we roll around on the floor and run around and getting asbestos poisoning and impetigo"

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:08:49 -0500

“we roll around on the floor and run around and getting asbestos poisoning and impetigo”

- Kerianne Furgerson

god i fucking love japandroids

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:06:47 -0500

god i fucking love japandroids

so im not having surgery.....

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:40:32 -0500

two afters after my post about it, i find out i can’t have the surgery until june. so im having a minor one on dec 23rd which i’ll only be out for a week. im pretty upset about it but since i do have some shit to do for the end of the semester, i dont really have time to be upset about it.

and the weather today isn’t awful, just really fucking irritating and difficult.

sfinweoamefksal;ck

hilarylebeuf: ashleystreet: heretoliveoutloud: axinomancy: Si...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:59:41 -0500

hilarylebeuf:

ashleystreet:

heretoliveoutloud:

axinomancy:

Sick of your country? Don’t mind cold weather? The treaty of Spitzbergen allows citizens of 39 nations, including the United States, to migrate to Svalbard (a Norwegian island near the North pole) and become residents if they want to, no questions asked.

sign me up.